Geo+Graffi+Notes

=**THE TRAINER**=

(Taken from personal resume for personal training)


 * MOST MANLINEST SPORTS:**
 * Hockey (de most manly sport)
 * Football
 * Arm vrestling


 * MOST MANLINEST MEN:**
 * Arnold Schwarzenegge
 * Clint Eastwood
 * John Wayne


 * MOST MANLINESS ACTIVITIES:**
 * Swimming in ze **freezing ocean vater of Maine in January during ice storm**
 * Making a burp so loud ze lady next to you in ze restaurant jumps in shock
 * Vaxing ze hairy gorilla chest hair and not giving even an eensy weensy girlly scream as dey rip it out vit de feeling of a thousand painful needle pin pricks