Geo+Graffi

> > > 2. I am a body builder. I vork as a personal trainer. I also coach hockey. > > > 3. Lana vas my friend three years ago ven ve meet at de gym vere I am vorking. But zen she got dis stupid bird and forgot me. I lose touch vit her but keep looking. I see de advertisement for her show and say I must to go see vat she is doing. She is my best friend. I don’t talk so good here and people say dat zey can’t understand me so I feel happy dat she is my friend. I call her a tousand times every day and vait outside her apartment to let her know zat I don’t care about ze bird, ve can still be friends. But den her number changes and she moves, so I can’t see her anymore. I feel so happy ven I see de poster telling me about her show so now I can see her and ve can be friends again. > > > I go to her show every day for de last two veeks. I hate dat bird who stares at me so creepy-like, but I feel happy to see Lana doing her mime show. I tink she is amazing, like magic. > > > Zen, last night, I tink dat after the show I give her beautiful flowers, for her beautiful show. I follow her home, real quiet, so she vill be surprised, and zen, ven I see vere she lives, I go buy flowers for her. > > > Ven I come back she is in de hall screaming and ze police are dere. I try to hug her but ze police push me back. They do not understand zat ve are best friends.
 * 1) My name is Geo Graffi.

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